rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

andylikespasta:

i’m such a jealous little shit but i’ll never say a word about it

because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself

(Source: awklicious)

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH